Dirty Bertie by Alan Macdonald

Alan Macdonald - children's author

DIRTY BERTIE BOOKS

Worms!

WORMS!

ISBN: 978-1847150042

In Bertie’s very first chapter book he causes havoc as an earthworm at Angela’s pink birthday party.


Burp!

BURP!

ISBN: 978-1-84715-071-4

Bertie declares war on Miss Beansprout’s new healthy school dinners.


Pants!

PANTS!

ISBN: 978-1-84715-017-2

When Bertie loses a bet to his sworn enemy, Know-all Nick, he has to come to school in his pants!


Bogies!

BOGEYS!

ISBN: 978-1-84715-071-4

At school Bertie is chosen to meet the visiting Mayoress but is strictly forbidden to pick his nose.


Mud!

MUD!

ISBN: 978-1847150721

When Bertie is chosen to play in goal for the school team a mud bath is guaranteed.


Loo!

LOO!

ISBN: 978-1847151148
Leicestershire Children’s Book Award Winner

Stuck on a school coach trip in traffic, Bertie is desperate for the loo!


Kiss!

KISS!

ISBN: 978-1847151568

Angela Nicely is on the warpath and - horrors - she wants to kiss Bertie!


Fetch!

FETCH!

ISBN: 978-1847151247

Whiffer is not happy when Bertie gets a robot dog called Tiny.


Pong!PONG!

ISBN: 978-1847152268

Something stinks and it’s Whiffer! Bathtime calls but he hates getting wet.


Zombie!

ZOMBIE!

ISBN: 978-1847153869

A zombie Eugene gives Bertie a fright and he gets his head stuck in the railings at the zoo.


dinosaur!

DINOSAUR!

ISBN: 978-1847153746

Bertie is sure mean Mr Monk is keeping a pet dinosaur in his top room.…


Toothy!

TOOTHY!

ISBN: 978-1847153630

On a trip to the dentist, Bertie thinks murder is in the air.


Scream!

SCREAM!

ISBN: 978-1847152442

Bertie builds a haunted house and tries to cheat at the Spelling Bee!


Pirate!

PIRATE!

ISBN: 978-1847152343

Yo ho ho! Join Bertie and his scurvy crew of swashbuckling pirates.


Snow!

SNOW!

ISBN: 978-1847152008

Bertie challenges Know-all Nick to a sledge race and breaks a surprising world record.


Ouch!

OUCH!

ISBN: 978-1847151674

Bertie comes a cropper at the hospital and forgets his trunks at swimming!


Fangs!

FANGS!

ISBN: 978-1847151391

Bertie sets out to prove that grumpy caretaker, Mr Grouch is a vampire.


Germs!

GERMS!

ISBN: 978-1847150738

Bertie tries to catch sister Suzy's germs to avoid going to school


Crackers!

CRACKERS!

ISBN: 978-1847150486

Three chaotic Christmas stories in one book as Bertie has to dress as an elf.


Yuck!

YUCK!

ISBN: 978-1847150394

Bertie teaches a toddler her first word


Fleas!

FLEAS!

ISBN: 9781847150059

Bertie takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet and takes on a dare at school.


Aliens!

ALIENS!

ISBN: 978-1847155122

Events get out of hand as Bertie welcomes visiting aliens to his house!


Jackpot!

JACKPOT!

978-1847156105

Join Bertie as he wins a fortune on the lottery (possibly).


Horror!

HORROR!

ISBN: 978-1847154613

Bertie sneaks into a scary film and manages to wreck Gran’s date with Reg.


Rats!

RATS!

ISBN: 978-1847154415

Rodent alert! Mum and Dad discover mice in the house but Bertie is keen to adopt one.


Smash!

SMASH!

ISBN: 978-1847154248

Bertie breaks a window and faces the wrath of Mrs Nicely.


Fame!

FAME!

ISBN: 978-1847156662

In his latest adventure Bertie finds fame in a TV advert but will he live to regret it?

All Dirty Bertie artwork © David Roberts