DIRTY BERTIE BOOKS
In Bertie’s very first chapter book he causes havoc as an earthworm at Angela’s pink birthday party.
Bertie declares war on Miss Beansprout’s new healthy school dinners.
When Bertie loses a bet to his sworn enemy, Know-all Nick, he has to come to school in his pants!
At school Bertie is chosen to meet the visiting Mayoress but is strictly forbidden to pick his nose.
When Bertie is chosen to play in goal for the school team a mud bath is guaranteed.
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Stuck on a school coach trip in traffic, Bertie is desperate for the loo!
Angela Nicely is on the warpath and - horrors - she wants to kiss Bertie!
Whiffer is not happy when Bertie gets a robot dog called Tiny.
Something stinks and it’s Whiffer! Bathtime calls but he hates getting wet.
A zombie Eugene gives Bertie a fright and he gets his head stuck in the railings at the zoo.
Bertie is sure mean Mr Monk is keeping a pet dinosaur in his top room.…
On a trip to the dentist, Bertie thinks murder is in the air.
Bertie builds a haunted house and tries to cheat at the Spelling Bee!
Yo ho ho! Join Bertie and his scurvy crew of swashbuckling pirates.
Bertie challenges Know-all Nick to a sledge race and breaks a surprising world record.
Bertie comes a cropper at the hospital and forgets his trunks at swimming!
Bertie sets out to prove that grumpy caretaker, Mr Grouch is a vampire.
Bertie tries to catch sister Suzy's germs to avoid going to school
Three chaotic Christmas stories in one book as Bertie has to dress as an elf.
Bertie teaches a toddler her first word
Bertie takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet and takes on a dare at school.
Events get out of hand as Bertie welcomes visiting aliens to his house!
Join Bertie as he wins a fortune on the lottery (possibly).
Bertie sneaks into a scary film and manages to wreck Gran’s date with Reg.
Rodent alert! Mum and Dad discover mice in the house but Bertie is keen to adopt one.
Bertie breaks a window and faces the wrath of Mrs Nicely.
In his latest adventure Bertie finds fame in a TV advert but will he live to regret it?